Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize