I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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