I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
