ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
this boner is exhausting
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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