I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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