I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
