at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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