maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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