she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
So. Much. Porn.
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