separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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