We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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