Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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