I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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