to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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