Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I lost the right to judge tonight
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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