just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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