Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
This is classic penis vs brain.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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