doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
two words...techno handjob
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize