'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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