We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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