we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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