she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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