I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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