There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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