your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
nutella sex= disaster
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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