okay pat passed out under dana's car
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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