his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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