Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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