She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I look better un-naked...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Watching her eat just hurts me
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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