hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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