My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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