Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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