Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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