terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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