I don't think brook has ever known best
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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