If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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