I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just found a bag of teeth...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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