worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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