Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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