It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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