Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My dad is sitting where you rode me
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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