it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Your penis caused this!
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