these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Holy shit dude........stairs
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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