The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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