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(301): View more from Maryland

I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm

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(512): View more from Texas

HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?

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(361): View more from Texas

dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...

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(954): View more from Florida

It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.

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(817): View more from Texas

He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

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(585): View more from New York

i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?

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(541): View more from Oregon

After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.

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