Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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