no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
True strength comes from lack of pants
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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