We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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