is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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