well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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