what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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