Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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