last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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