shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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