I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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