I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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