just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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